britneyinventions:

On one fateful December night, Jamie Spears was traveling on foot through McComb, Mississippi with his pregnant wife, Lynn, and stopped at an inn to rest. The inn had no vacancies but instead made room for the Spears couple in their adjacent barn. Inside the barn, Lynn goes into labor and gives birth to a baby girl, whom they named Britney. Lynn wrapped the baby Britney in a blanket and laid her atop a bed of hay in a manger. Shortly after, three paparazzi appear before them, each bearing a gift; the first, skittles, the second, vanilla candles, and the third, a DVD boxed set of Sex and the City. And so began the life of the almighty Britney Spears.

Amen

britneyinventions:

On one fateful December night, Jamie Spears was traveling on foot through McComb, Mississippi with his pregnant wife, Lynn, and stopped at an inn to rest. The inn had no vacancies but instead made room for the Spears couple in their adjacent barn. Inside the barn, Lynn goes into labor and gives birth to a baby girl, whom they named Britney. Lynn wrapped the baby Britney in a blanket and laid her atop a bed of hay in a manger. Shortly after, three paparazzi appear before them, each bearing a gift; the first, skittles, the second, vanilla candles, and the third, a DVD boxed set of Sex and the City. And so began the life of the almighty Britney Spears.

Amen

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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